Finding Positivity In Your Blog!

Have you ever felt like you aren’t getting enough from your blog?
Has writing become a chore?

Say no more! I, Yomu, have the answer you’ve been searching for!
Below is my sure-fire way to put a positive spin on your day and re-motivate you to the fullest! 1 out of 1 bloggers surveyed (me) recommend this technique!

I know what you’re thinking – “Yomu, what are you on about now? How are you going to help ME find positivity in MY blog?!”.

The thing is, this blogging technique I am about to share with you is something that we all have access to. It’s a well hidden secret, I must admit. Even I underestimated it. But now I am about to share it with you all – the method to find positivity in your blog.

The answer is in your spam folder!

As it turns out, the bots that are constantly spamming our blogs with links to sketchy gambling websites actually have a lot of nice things to say! The trick is simply to pretend that these aren’t comments from bots, but are actually genuine comments from real people. Take advantage of them!

Allow me to demonstrate with some of my own lovely spam-flagged comments.

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bandarq 365

Hey what’s up to you bandarq 365? I’m glad you’re so eager to read my regular posts.
You bet they contain some good data! Thanks for the comment.

 

modern cat tree

Life sure is full of activity these days, isn’t it modern cat tree? Well, I’m glad you managed to find my blog in order to get the the most up-to-date information on anime, even if I’m not watching any currently airing titles at the moment.

 

sirinevler escort

Hey thanks for the kind words sirinevler escort. I’m flattered that you think this is a custom made WordPress theme! In reality, it’s one of the standard free themes, it’s called Twenty Eleven. You’re very welcome!

 

daduqq

Clearly your relatives don’t realize that you are browsing such high quality content here at the Umai Yomu Anime Blog, daduqq! I’m glad that you understand though, and appreciate the hard work I put into writing such fastidious content.

 

bandarq apk

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Thanks! I’m glad to hear that my content is being shared around the internet. You bet I’ll keep it up, bandarq apk! (Do you have any relation to bandarq 365?)

 

Jose Melo

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Thanks for the comment Jose. I’m glad my post had such a positive effect on you. Believe it or not, I haven’t written any ebooks about Uchuu Senkan Yamato 2199! You’ve got a point though, maybe I should include more percentages in my reviews.

I imagine you must be referring to my Akatsuki Records posts, where I rate the amazing musical works of Akatsuki Records. I’m glad you enjoy them – they are indeed of the highest quality. I almost exclusively listen to Akatsuki Records while I’m writing posts just like this one!

As for spam, well actually I do get a lot of spam. In fact, this comment of yours was flagged as spam. My website uses Akismet to filter out spam comments, you should have no trouble finding it. It should be one of the top recommended WordPress plugins. It really is the little changes that will make the largest changes, isn’t it? I’m using the free Twenty Eleven WordPress theme, just search ‘Twenty Eleven” and you’ll find it.

Thanks for the kind words Jose!

 

bandarqiu

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All right, listen pal. I don’t know who you think you are, but that post you’re commenting on? There’s no video – why are you giving me flak for relying too much on a video? Waste of intelligence? Maybe you should look in a mirror sometime. Only a small fraction of my blog posts contain embedded YouTube videos, and ALL of them are music related. You can take a hike, bandarqiu.

 

goztepe mutlu son

Hey thanks! I’ve been “unofficially” blogging for slightly over a year. Well, I’d actually agree that blogging has become easier since I started writing about anime on an episodic basis, because coming up with post ideas is tough! Glad to hear you like the look of the website and the content!

 

See what I mean? Nothing like a few friendly bot comments to brighten your day and bring some positivity to your blog! Even if you aren’t getting very many genuine comments, at least you can always rely on the bots to provide some great compliments and kind words.

So the next time you feel like your blog is a bit neglected, or would like some interaction, check out your spam flagged comments! It can be a fun way to find some positivity. This was a lot of fun!

Also, if you leave a comment, I’ll leave a nice comment on one of your posts in return!
If anything, we could probably learn a thing or two from these bots. 🙂

Until next time,
Thanks for reading!

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