Some Anime One Liners

A little while back I was commissioned (tagged) by Average Joe Reviews to write some anime one liners. This is a job I take very seriously. I take all jobs seriously.

I cant believe it’s been over a week since I was commissioned (tagged)! Time sure flies. Of course I didn’t forget about this job, I was merely spending every waking moment since then focusing my efforts on constructing the greatest anime one liners ever written. Each one of these one liners was carefully and meticulously crafted to perfection.

You can expect some insightful one liners here.

I was originally going to save the best for last, but decided to blow your minds by putting my favourite one liner first. Be prepared, it’s all downhill from there.

We’ll talk about my price later, Average Joe.

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So the rules of this commission (tag) are the following:

  • Accept and thank your challenger(s) by linking back to their post.
  • Make a post of one-sentence summaries / roasts of at least five anime.
  • No spoilers!
  • Link back to The Awkward Book Blogger so she can see your post.
  • Challenge as many or as little people as you want!
  • Have fun.

I ended up with a theme to my one liners. It just sort of happened that way.
Anyways, time for some one liners!

Let’s try that again, but better this time.
Re:Zero

 

Let’s repeat that eight more times.
Haruhi

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Let’s go back and try to fix that.
Erased

Erased.jpg

 

Let’s send letters back.
Orange

orange.jpg

 

Let’s experiment a little… wait no let’s go back.
Steins Gate

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Let’s send our diary entries back.
Mirai Nikki

Future_Diaries.png

 

Let’s take some pills and pretend to go back.
ReLIFE

relife.png

 

Let’s go back and pretend Season 1 didn’t happen.
Rewrite 2nd Season

Rewrite

 

Let’s go back so I can finish my summer break homework… oh no.
Monogatari Second Season

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Totally worth it.

 

While the water may fill up the holes on the road,
it will never fill up the hole of one’s heart.

Divine Gate

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That last one was an added bonus.

This is an old tag, but I’ll put some commissions out there. Should you choose to accept, I only ask that you please be reasonable with your price!


Invoice #106559 – Average Joe Reviews

Finally, I have to bring up the topic of price. Something I couldn’t possibly forget. After all, this is a commission (tag) post. I sure hope you can afford it Average Joe.

Here are the invoiced items and amounts payable:

78 hours of labour.
Vehicle wear and tear.
Cost of gas.
Perscription glasses.
Blogging fees.
Dental work.
Holiday pay.
Cost of materials.
Overtime pay.
Administrative fees.
Danger pay.
Interest fees.
Cost of advertising.
Miscellaneous fees.

The total price comes out to one high quality ASMR YouTube video link.
A good ASMR is worth it’s weight in gold.

Thanks in advance.


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Also that’s it for this post.

Until next time.
Thanks for reading!

17 thoughts on “Some Anime One Liners

  1. Thanks for the response dude, I liked the theme of this one. Also i agree on the price of a good ASMR vid, it truly is worth all that. I think Japanese ASMR is always best, the triggers are REAL! but they can quickly spiral into a deadly rabbit hole, so here’s a more wholesome one with a neko.

    Hope you enjoy and thank for responding 🙂

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      1. Japanese ASMR is great, but trust me, if you see a vid titled ‘not quite japanese ASMR’ DO NOT CLICK IT! It will taint your innocence forever and leave you with scars that you will be unable to hea. You have been warned Yomu. 🙂

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  2. ahahah I loved the twist you gave to this with the comission ahah! 😀 And also loved how all of your lines were about going back in time! Great job!!

    Thanks for the job! I will need to find the schedule to do it, but I will sooner or later! Tell me, how much do you pay as a hourly fee? 😀

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  3. Pingback: [A Very Belated] Anime One Liners Tag! – Welcome to Hell Zone!

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